Monday, December 31, 2018

Immaculate Collusion and Proportional Smiting

Trump would have built the universe faster than god
"The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!" - Donald Trump
he Trumps meet The Pope. The Pope is not happy.
"A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not of building bridges, is not Christian." - Pope Francis
"If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been President because this would not have happened . . . 
For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful. I am proud to be a Christian and as President I will not allow Christianity to be consistently attacked and weakened." - Donald Trump
Pope Francis Looking Grumpy
"I invite you not to build walls but bridges, to conquer evil with good, offence with forgiveness, to live in peace with everyone." - Pope Francis
thank you Lord Jesus for Trump
re: porn star Stormy Daniels 
"We kind of gave [Donald], all right, you get a mulligan. You get a do-over here." - Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council (an evangelical activist group)
Thank God for Trump and Abbott
"It's time to pray for the president (Donald Trump) . . . What's happening right now in America, is witchcraft's trying to take this country over." - Pastor John Kilpatrick, Alabama 
Jesus Died for You Trump Lives for You
"[T]he gays, they do everything they can to get their politicians into office, and they have every right to do that. And I’m just saying, we, as Christians, we have every right to have the Christian voice in office." - Rev. Franklin Graham (son of Billy) 
Trump and Jesus in the Oval Office - Terrible Art
"It may be immoral for [evangelicals] not to support him . . . They need to look at what the president did for the poor . . . I can’t imagine him doing anything that’s not good for the country." - Jerry Falwell Jr.
"A Trump administration, our Christian heritage will be cherished, protected, defended, like you've never seen before. Believe me. I believe it. And you believe it. And you know it. You know it. " - Donald Trump 
"Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness, if I am not making mistakes?" - Donald Trump

My hope for 2019; 
May the collusion be found maculate 

and 

the smiting proportional 
Happy New Year! 
#Trump #NewYear #God #Christian



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