Sunday, July 1, 2018

Not Sending Their Best

The reason America appears this way is clearly England's fault . . . 

Well, thanks for sending over the best and brightest to start the party!
Puritan pours righteous indignation into the wrong things. Chesterson. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
Actual Puritan Names: 
If-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barbone 
son of 
Praise-God Barebone 
relative of 
Fear-God Barebone, 
Jesus-Christ-came-into-the-world-to-save Barbone, 
and 
Damned Barebone
Puritanism is an autobiographical tendency and passionate self-regard. Paulin. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com

Dower right wing black-clad conservative gun toting bible thumping psycho Christians . . . 
Puritans were obsessed with the dangers of wealth. Ryken Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
 with buckles on their hats. 
Puritans, they try to make you do as they think. Mencken. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
Actual Puritan Names: 
Humiliation Hyde, 
father of TWO sons, 
BOTH christened 
Humiliation Hyde Continent Walker
Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. Mencken. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
They sent them over with guns and bibles and no farming implements.
Puritanism was the most destructive and evil force whichever oppressed people and their literature - Anaïs Nin Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
 England was never funner than when the Pilgrims split.
Puritans will never believe it, but life is full of disagreeable things that aren't even good for you. McLaughlin. Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
Actual Puritan Names:  
Sorry-for-sin Coupard  
Fly-fornication  
Job-raked-out-of-the-ashes  
Has-descendants  
Abuse-not  
Kill-sin Pimple 
Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans. Finley Peter Dunne. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com

They still celebrate Thanksgiving in England. 
Puritan ethic and a mythology of success. Umberto Eco. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com 2
Maybe we can send some gun-toting, Texas militia psychopaths back your way.
Puritanism denied free will; why should it be likely to affirm free speech? - G.K. Chesterton. Not Sending Their Best. MarchMatron.com
Actual Puritan Names:
Dancell Dallphebo Mark Anthony Gallery Cesar  
son of 
Dancell Dallphebo Mark Anthony Gallery Cesar 
born 1676
Puritans and Donald Turmp. There were no women or minorities, just a bunch of white guys wearing wigs  Not Sending Their Best
 Keep America conservative, white and witch-burning, as was intended.
Puritans, ruining it for everyone since 1558.  Not Sending Their Best.


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