March Matron

Best compensation for growing old? 

My grandma has had enough of speeding on her street so she found a new use for her hair dryer.  

Being old enough to do things in your own damn way. 

Photos of grandparents who know what they want to do.  

My grandma censors all her books.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

My grandma was moving and spent 30 hours making an accurately scaled version of her new room and furniture  The actual move took 3 hours.

To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

My grandma got a label maker. 

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright

My grandpa does not want to be in painting class.

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

My grandma put a magazine cut out of Leonardo DiCaprio over her late, and not so nice husband’s face. 

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

My grandma does not want to enjoy the Hawaiian sunset.