Best compensation for growing old?
My grandma has had enough of speeding on her street so she found a new use for her hair dryer.
Being old enough to do things in your own damn way.
Photos of grandparents who know what they want to do.
My grandma censors all her books.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
My grandma was moving and spent 30 hours making an accurately scaled version of her new room and furniture The actual move took 3 hours.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
My grandma got a label maker.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
My grandpa does not want to be in painting class.
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
My grandma put a magazine cut out of Leonardo DiCaprio over her late, and not so nice husband’s face.
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
My grandma does not want to enjoy the Hawaiian sunset.
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
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