Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Your Own Damn Way

Best compensation for growing old? 
1 Speeding Problem On Their Street Has Been Solved After This Grandma Started Using Her Hair Dryer as a radar gun. Your Own Damn Way
My grandma has had enough of speeding on her street so she found a new use for her hair dryer.  

Being old enough to do things in your own damn way. 
Photos of grandparents who know what they want to do.  
1 Grandma censors all the swear words in her books. Your Own Damn Way
My grandma censors all her books.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
1 Grandma Is Moving And Spent 30 Plus Hours Making A Scaled Version Of Her New Room And Furniture (Accurate To The Inch). The Actual Move Took 1/10th That Time. Your Own Damn Way
My grandma was moving and spent 30 hours making an accurately scaled version of her new room and furniture  The actual move took 3 hours.
To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
1 Grandma Got A Label Maker and has labeled all the switches in the house. Your Own Damn Way
My grandma got a label maker. 
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
1 Grandpa Does Not Want To Be In Painting Class. Your Own Damn Way
My grandpa does not want to be in painting class.
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
1 Grandma Put A Magazine Cut Out Of Leonardo DiCaprio Over Her Late (Not So Nice) Husband’s Face. Your Own Damn Way
My grandma put a magazine cut out of Leonardo DiCaprio over her late, and not so nice husband’s face. 
My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell
1 We Took My Grandma To Hawaii For The First Time. Your Own Damn Way
My grandma does not want to enjoy the Hawaiian sunset.
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

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