March Matron

Four traffic stops . . . 

three authentic (at least to the extent that my Nancy Drew, Internet skills could verify) and one fabricated for purpose of entertainment. 

Taylor, Texas  

Nov. 2009 

Officer K. Urban 

The recipient of the traffic ticket offered to assist in the feline altercation. The officer declined help.

Menomonie, Wisconsin  

Nov. 2016 

Officer M. Folczyk  

A speeding University of Wisconsin student apologized to the officer and explained that he had to wear a tie for a presentation. He didn't know how to tie the tie and had gone to his friend's home for assistance but his friend wasn't home. The student was given a verbal warning. 

A few days later the police chief invited the driver back to the police station and taught him how to properly knot a tie.

Conway, Arkansas 

March 2017 

Sargent K. McKay 

A University Of Central Arkansas student was pulled over for a broken tail light. When asked if he had been drinking, the student voluntarily demonstrated sober hand-eye coordination.