Friday, July 21, 2017

My Father

A hilarious, recurring joke by Merlin Mann. 
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Things Eric Trump might say about his father:

"My father's an important man. He's the only human visible from space. Once, he delivered a white baby in a hansom cab with a fountain pen."

"Every car my father has ever been in doubled in value."

"My father is a great man. He has seen many boats. When he eats, all the food is gone."

"My father is a great man. He has very large limbs and devours planets. My Dad invented water. He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

"My father is a large man with unbreakable bones. He dug the Mississippi River with a car key. He recently invented jai alai."

"My father makes large deals. He fishes using only his enormous hands. In 1991, my Dad turned a pie into a Freemason. He wrote Deuteronomy."

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