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Things Eric Trump might say about his father:
"My father's an important man. He's the only human visible from space. Once, he delivered a white baby in a hansom cab with a fountain pen."
"Every car my father has ever been in doubled in value."
"Every car my father has ever been in doubled in value."
"My father is a great man. He has seen many boats. When he eats, all the food is gone."
"My father is a great man. He has very large limbs and devours planets. My Dad invented water. He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."
"My father is a large man with unbreakable bones. He dug the Mississippi River with a car key. He recently invented jai alai."
"My father makes large deals. He fishes using only his enormous hands. In 1991, my Dad turned a pie into a Freemason. He wrote Deuteronomy."
"My father makes large deals. He fishes using only his enormous hands. In 1991, my Dad turned a pie into a Freemason. He wrote Deuteronomy."
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