While careening towards the National Holiday built on the mythological superiority of European genetics . . .
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Christopher Columbus landing in Cuba. (May not be a historically accurate representation.)
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No, the OTHER National Holiday built on the mythological superiority of European genetics . . .
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Self explanatory photo that does not need a caption. |
You know, the National Holiday right before the National Holiday built on co opting pagan rituals to improve religious membership . . .
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Nancy Reagan, sitting on Mr. Santa T's lap . . . possibly the best White House Christmas ever. |
The National Holiday with the dignified Presidential ritual . . .
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Snarky caption correlated to scandal of your choice. |
No. The OTHER National Holiday with the dignified presidential ritual . . .
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Bush and an inappropriate turkey. |
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Reagan and a poorly behaved turkey |
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Bush Sr and a well behaved turkey |
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Clinton and a well behaved turkey |
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I think I found an appropriate celebratory suggestion . . .
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Well played President Ford. |
"I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon Stewart
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