Saturday, November 26, 2016

The Lunatic Fringe

President Truman told the press, "That ain't the way I heard it!"

Before social media, the internet, wireless phones, and acceptance of women wearing pants in public, The Chicago Daily Tribune predicted presidential elections by calling up The Tribune's Washington correspondent and asking who he predicted would win.

The Tribune Oracle of Presidents, over the prior seven elections, had made prognostications in five presidential races and had been correct four times. When he identified Dewey as the next president, that was good enough to take to press. 

The Tribune once called Truman a nincompoop.

The Tribune was also an unapologetic bastion of support for conservatives and Truman was especially disliked.

Years later, the Tribune wrote, "[Truman] had as low an opinion of the Tribune as it did of him."

In 1948, ending four presidential terms of left leaning policies, including pulling a country out of depression, preventing kids and seniors from starving, providing vets with heath care, an education and access to affordable housing making a strong middle class, may have created some wishful thinking.

"If you want to live like a Republican, vote like a Democrat"- Harry S Truman 

"Washington is a very easy city for you to forget where you came from and why you got there in the first place . . . I remember when I first came to Washington. For the first six months I wondered how the hell I ever got here. For the next six months I wondered how the hell the rest of them ever got here." - Harry S Truman

"[Truman] is the first president to lose in a Gallup and win in a walk."
- Fred Allen, radio comedian

In the current days of social media ad nauseam, selfie ad nauseam, self promotion ad nauseam, and the apparent acceptance of grabbing women (whether wearing pants or not) by the pussy, returning to the accuracy of soothsaying appears to be a step backwards for media reliability . . . 

or does it?

"If I were to run, I’d run as a Republican. They’re the dumbest group of voters in the country. They believe anything on Fox News. I could lie and they’d still eat it up. I bet my numbers would be terrific."
NOT a real Trump quote . . .  but it could be and it should be.

There are plenty of election theories that may or may not involve media duplicity and may or may not involve media cluelessness.

Tortilla adhered to the window, 
making a not-so-super-classy, not-worthy-for-The-Donald, Supermoon. 
The elections of both Truman and Trump occurred during the most luxurious, super-classy, not for losers, Supermoons.


The 1948 and 2016 Supermoons were as close to the earth as the moon gets, making the only super-classy, worthy-for-The-Donald, Supermoons . . .       

"Every reform movement has a lunatic fringe." - Theodore Roosevelt

and possibly influencing the lunatic fringe, creating the political upset.

Some old party hen cornered Bess at a party, and said, 
"Mrs. Truman, isn't there anything you can do to get the President to stop using the word 'manure'?" 
Bess replied, "It took me forty years to get him to use that word!" 

A more pedestrian theory?
Gird up your loins because we're heading for biblical territory. 

"The good Lord may have built the Earth in six days but that surely was before labor unions."
- Harry S Truman

Biblical prophecy theorists, point to Truman's role in The Nation of Israel and the implied divine intervention in White House occupancy.

Truman was both biblically savvy and devoted, and As far as theories go, that one is semi linear and less ambiguous than most of the others.

After Truman’s re-election in November 1948, the Chief Rabbi of Israel, Isaac Halvei Herzog, paid the President a visit. He told Truman, “I believe God put you in your mother’s womb so you would be the instrument to bring the rebirth of Israel after two thousand years.”

Bounce to Trump and NOTHING is unambiguous or linear or consistent or thoughtful.

"When God wants to judge a nation, He gives them wicked rulers. " - John Calvin

Rabbi Glazerson reported finding, in biblical code, "Donald" next to "president" and the Hebrew abbreviation for United States.

He also found a connection between Trump and the arrival of Messiah.

Church and State and Separation? Just saying.

The Johnson Amendment refers to a change in the U.S. tax code made in 1954 which prohibited certain tax-exempt organizations from endorsing and opposing political candidates. It is named for Senator Lyndon B. Johnson of Texas, who proposed the bill.
Still skeptical?

Televangelist Paula White claimed Evangelical icon Billy Graham had prophesied The Donald election in 2005.
White asked Graham to sign a Bible for Trump as a gift from White to Trump for his 60th birthday.

Got that?
White then reported the inscription from 2005 prophesied what was to come.
The Billy Graham Evangelistic Association responded.

"A Bible was sent to Ms. White with the inscription: ‘To Donald Trump, God Bless you always. . . .  We have no record of a prophetic word."

Well that isn't very convincing.

How about the number seven?

"I'm the best thing that could happen to Israel."
"I have so many friends from Israel."
"I have won so many awards from Israel."
"I was even the grand marshal for the [NYC] Israeli [sic] Day Parade."

Donald Trump will be 70 years, 7 month and 70 days old on the first full day in office as a president, which is apparently happening in the 5777 year of the Jewish Calendar.

"On May 14, 2018, Israel will have been officially regathered, in fulfillment of Bible prophecy, for exactly 70 years. In 70 AD, Israel was destroyed by the Romans. . . .  
When you subtract 70 AD from 2018 AD, where does that leave you? It leaves you square in 1948 AD. Please pause here and allow that thought to sink in for a moment."

I didn't pause or continue reading because I didn't want to know more about the divinity of either Trump the number seven.

"There is nothing new in the world except the history you do not know." - Harry S Truman

Bible too mainstream?

Nostradamus, if prophetical interpreters are to be believed, referenced every damn historical, present, and future person and event of importance.

"Being a President is like riding a tiger.
A man has to keep on riding or he is swallowed."
- Harry S. Truman

The heavenly dart with stretch its course
Death in the speaking: a great achievement
The proud nation brought low by the stone in the tree
Rumours of a monstrous human, bring purge, then expiation.

Among many, many, so very many, self acclaimed talents, Trump is himself a prognosticator akin to Nostradamus.

Someone just wrote that “you predicted every single major event that’s now happening—
and they knock you instead of giving you credit.”
26 Jun 2014

The false trumpet concealing madness will cause Byzantium to change its laws.
The republic of the great city will not want to consent to the great severity.
King summoned by trumpet to go out, The ladder at the wall, the city will repent.

Making the Trump and Trumpet correlation has an additional bit of joy. The word trump was once used to denote 'fabricate, devise, deceive, cheat'.

"I will be so good at the military, your head will spin." - Donald Trump
A great, shameless, audacious brawler will be elected governor of the army.

Moving from prophecy to the elephantine, secret society, in the conspiracy room.

"A politician is a man who understands government. 

A statesman is a politician who's been dead for 15 years." 

- Harry S Truman

Truman did not have a middle name. 

"The S in Harry S Truman was a compromise between the names of his grandfathers, Anderson Shipp Truman and Solomon Young."

Truman was also a Mason and therefore . . . 

"You know, the greatest epitaph in the country is here in Arizona. Its in Tombstone, Ariz. , and this epitaph says,
Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damndest. I think that is the greatest epitaph a man could have."
- Harry S. Truman

Cue the conspiracies:
"After [Truman] attained the 33rd degree as a Mason, Truman secretly changed his name by adding the middle initial "S," which stood for Solomon."

"He initiated the Nuclear Age, the crowning success of alchemy, when the first A-bomb exploded at the 33rd Parallel.
[The bomber Enola Gay, on Mission No. 13 bombed] the Yellow Peril at two cities close to the 33rd Parallel, Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

The Freemasons "Signature" evidently being 33 and 13.

"Give me a one-handed economist! 
All my economists say, On the one hand on the other." 
- Harry S. Truman

But like any good conspiracy, there is more!

"During the Cold War, Truman signed into law the Emergency War Powers Act putting the country under martial law. The gold fringe around the American flag, as displayed in many federal courts, designates them as Admiralty courts. The banks also have a flag trimmed in gold fringe."

"America was not built on fear.
America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand."
- Harry S Truman

"So, we have the king’s bank, and we have the king’s bench. . . . 
This country only went to daylight savings time [or "war time"] during World War II, and they called it, at that time, war time. . . .
[Income tax] was called a victory tax in 1942. . . .
So, people are paying a war tax, they’re under war time, they’re under an emergency war powers act, and the courts are war courts."

"I always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers." - Harry S. Truman

More immediate and ridiculous than Truman's election, everyone and their dog has a theory about Trump's election . . . 

The Illuminati Reverse Pyramid

who may or may not be bravely protecting the globe from the Illuminati Elite . . . 
or who may or may not be a puppet of the Illuminati Elite . . . 
or who may or may not be an embarrassing member of the Illuminati Elite slotted for destruction . . . 

or who may or may not be the clever double bluff master of the Illuminati Elite attempting to distract the globe with buffoonery while complete Illuminati control is implemented. 

"[Trump is] an outsider. He's not one of them. He's not part of the club. He's uncontrollable. He hasn't been through the initiation rights. He didn't belong to the secret society." 
- Former US Congressman Newt Gingrich

“Hillary Clinton I think is a terrific woman.
I am biased because I have known her for years.
I live in New York. She lives in New York.
I really like her and her husband both a lot. I think she really works hard."
- Donald Trump, interview with Fox News, 2012

Jean-Claude Van Damme says the Illuminati won’t let Trump be president.
Trump has done plenty of lobbying of his own, even greasing the palms of many of his competitors, from Hillary Clinton to Ted Cruz. 

Clinton even attended Trump’s most recent wedding. In other words, the global elite are real, even if the Illuminati are not, and Donald Trump is a card-carrying member.

“Bloodsport” is a fun movie though.

Add captionJean-Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport, 1988

Still too mainstreams? Well all right. Want to look at UFOs?

"I occasionally think how quickly our differences, worldwide, would vanish
if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world."
- Ronald Reagan

Carter saw a UFO when he emerged from the Lion club. Ronald Reagan saw two, and even asked he pilot to follow one. UFOs were seen behind Obama on the campaign Trail, and at his inauguration. . . UFOs don't waste time on little guys, they just follow presidents. 

Truman was President during the 1947 Area 51, Roswell incident.

"Whatever it was that crashed that night left a trail of debris reaching almost a mile long and several hundred feet in width. First discovered by a local ranch manager, the debris was recovered by the 509th Bomb Group Intelligence Office with Major Jesse Marcel at the lead.
Immediately upon their return to the southern Nevada Area 51 base there was an official press release stating that debris from some kind of flying disc had been recovered. It had been written by Lt. Walter Haut, and a newspaper story followed on July 8th with the headline: RAAF Captures Flying Saucer on Ranch in Roswell Region."

"An investigator for the Air Force stated that three so-called flying saucers had been recovered in New Mexico. They were described as being circular in shape with raised centers.
Approximately 50 feet in diameter. Each one was occupied by three bodies of human shape but only 3 feet tall. Dressed in metallic cloth of a very fine texture. Each body was bandaged in a manner similar to the blackout suits used by speed flyers and test pilots."
- March 22, 1950 memo to J. Edgar Hoover from the Washington FBI Office, released in 1976 under the freedom of information act.

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S Truman

Majestic 12 (or MJ-12) is the code name of an alleged secret committee of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, formed in 1947 by an executive order by U.S. President Harry S. Truman to facilitate recovery and investigation of alien spacecraft.

Proving the theory true, the FBI in 1988 admitted to received a memo titled Operation Majestic-12 but reported, An Air Force investigation determined the document to be a fake.

Which is exactly what they would say if it was true.

And there is even more!!

“I can assure you that flying saucers, given that they exist, are not constructed by any power on earth.”
– President Harry S. Truman

The Washington Flap was a series of unidentified flying object reports from July 12 to July 29, 1952, over Washington, D.C.

After hundreds of concerned calls, a press conference was held blaming temperature inversion, radar accidentally targeting the Wilson Lines steamboat, seeing a star distorted by the atmosphere, and two dumb controllers at National Airport on those nights.

Truman's air force aide later reported the conference was an success in getting the press off our backs.

Trump and Aliens of the Extraterrestrial variety

After Roswell the truth embargo was put in place under Truman, led by the US, but the UK Government and other countries agreed to it. - Steve Bassett, registered "alien disclosure" lobbyist. 

Trump, at an Iowa State Fair in August 2015, offered children a free ride in his helicopter..
Which already makes the story suspect . . .  

Free? Children? Trump? I don't think so.  

The Trump chopper followed by . . .

A Trump UFO security detail? 
A Trump UFO assault attempt? 
A temperature inversion of a star distorted by the atmosphere? 

Iowa Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) State Director Gregory Andersen investigated and closed the case as an IFO – an Identified Flying Object which Anderson believes was either a bird or a bug.

AND here is where the Trump UFO conspiracy penny drops . . . 

Even the Iowa Mutual UFO Network is covering for the Alien Overlords. Very clever Overlords.

"If we were visited some day I wouldn’t be surprised. 
I just hope it’s not like Independence Day the movie." 
- Bill Clinton

"The Clintons have a highly intriguing and credible UFO connection. Bill Clinton’s chief of staff John Podesta has attempted to secure disclosure of the UFO files.

Asked for clarification of Hillary Clinton’s stance on UFO disclosure, a spokesman from her office responded via email. ‘Our non-campaign has a strict policy of not commenting on extraterrestrial activity,’ [Clinton press secretary] Nick Merrill wrote. ‘BUT, the Truth Is Out There.’"

"Conceit is God's gift to little men." - Harry S. Truman

Clearly our malevolent Alien Overlords have chosen The Donald to prevent exposure by the Clintons, keeping us docile while providing the Truth Embargo Nations the tools of intergalactic warfare and creating a global super military fighting force of human / alien / mechanical hybrids for The Donald to lead into intergalactic supremacy.

Is that a step too far?

"Some of the Presidents were great and some of them weren't.
I can say that, because I wasn't one of the great Presidents,
but I had a good time trying to be one, I can tell you that."
 - Harry S. Truman

Other than that, I'm out of explanations . . . 

"We need access to life-extension technologies — talk about discrimination, forget skin color: I want the advanced life extension! I want to go to space! I want to see inter-dimensional travel! I want what God promised us! And I won't sit here and let Satan steal it!"- Alex Jones

Except the first three letters in both names are the same and so far I haven't figured out the importance of a "TRU" alignment. 

Where is conspiracy extraordinaire and probable future head of the presidential cabinet of crazy crap, Alex Jones, when you need him? 

"We can’t tolerate this anymore. These tragedies must end. And to end them, we must change. We will be told that the causes of such violence are complex, and that is true.

No single law — no set of laws can eliminate evil from the world, or prevent every senseless act of violence in our society. But that can’t be an excuse for inaction. Surely, we can do better than this."

- President Obama, Sandy Hook Prayer Vigil (16 December 2012)

The most reprehensible Alex Jones troglodyte moments has to be his Sandy Hook theory.

"Sandy Hook is a synthetic completely fake with actors, in my view, manufactured." 

"According to FBI crime statistics at, no one died in 2012 in Sandy Hook. It shows no homicides in that town." 

Jones was an early Trump supporter and while it remains expedient to do so, Trump is returning the troglodyte love. Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down.

"When the legends die, the dreams end;
there is no more greatness."
- Chief Tecumseh

Unfortunately, the theory I would most like to believe in doesn't apply this year.

The Curse of Tippecanoe describes the regular death in office of Presidents of the United States elected or re-elected in years evenly divisible by twenty.

2016 doesn't make the cut but, if we manage to survive that long, 2020 is an entirely different matter.

"My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician. 
And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference." 
- Harry S Truman

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