You have to make it to the end of the post to see this magnificent, terrific, and quite frankly, fantastic kid.
Imagine my embarrassment to find I have missed Donald Trump's birthday! In my defense, I was assuming it would be a Bank holiday or something.
Because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery . . . and often the pandering pathway to humor, a few very funny Trump impressions and birthday tweets:
Trump turns 70 today, which explains a lot. His whole campaign basically boils down to "Get off my lawn." @B_Hay Donald
I refuse to believe Donald Trump's birthday until I see a long-form "Not A Sentient Fungus" certificate. @JohnnyMcNulty
Trump turns 70 years old today, officially making him the oldest baby in the US. @LyinTrump
That's 490 in racist-asshole years. #trumpbirthday Steven Good
On this day in 1946 @realDonaldTrump was born, and he's happily lived there ever since @MattOswaltVA
Trump turns 70 years old today, which means he still has time for two or three more divorces. #trumpbirthday Jun C
It's fitting that his age is now the same as his unfavorability rating. #trumpbirthday Nick Jack Pappa
Trump turns 70 years old today, also of note, U.S. male life expectancy is currently at 79. But who's counting!? #trumpbirthday Rich Feldman
To prevent future birthday oversight, during Donald's first ruling year, I'm sure we will all celebrate "Dear Leader Day" together.
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