Sunday, November 15, 2015

Three blokes . . .

A few bits from the understated, humorous, hippy-esque, musical lepidopterist (you'll have to watch QI for additional lepidoptery detail): 

"Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!"

On why Great Britain is missing out on allowing Genetically Modified crops:

"We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it's a bit of a long shot." 

"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability."

"I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. I actively seek it out."

"Creationists are Americans who think the world was created in 1982 to coincide with the rise of Supertramp, but you can very easily dispute this by playing some of Supertramp's earlier albums."

"Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative."

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