My brother and I lived in different states when our kids were little so they didn't know Aunt Alex very well nor did they know Aunt Alex was on the Meet-Religion-With-Hostility express bus.
When his oldest daughter turned 8, they were planning her baptism into the Mormon church.
My Brother: Who do you want to give a talk at your baptism? You can pick anyone you want.
My Niece: Aunt Alex
Extended pause to appreciate the humor
My Brother: You can pick anyone you want . . . out of the list I'm going to make.
Every woman should be someone's crazy aunt. – Tina Roth Eisenberg
Flaunt
noun - /flänt/
an aunt so awesome she needs to be shown off
see also: ‘diva’, ‘fabulous’
Faunty
noun - /fänt/
1. Another term of aunt but much cooler
2. Married to a funcle
see also: ‘caring’, ‘empress’
Fabulaut
noun - /ˈfa-byə-änt/
1. The fabulous sister or sister-in-law of one’s mother or father.
2. Like a mom, but cooler.
see also: ‘gorgeous’, ‘awesome’
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