Thursday, March 12, 2015

It makes good toast

Recall this cheesy tidbit?
(And if you DO recall the cheesy tidbit and want to skip the post, at least watch the Haunted Toast video at the end of the post because it is totally worth the one minute and thirteen seconds.)
Diana Duyser Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese sold for $28,000 on eBay to the Golden Palace. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Diana, wearing a Golden Palace Passion of the Toast T-shirt, 
visits the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese.
Diana Duyser, a work-from-home jewelry designer, made a grilled cheese sandwich in 1994. Miraculously, the image of the Virgin Mary appeared on the toasted Publix bread. 

The joker's image seen in a yogurt parfait. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
The joker's image seen in a yogurt parfait. 
She put it in a clear plastic box with cotton balls and kept it on her nightstand . . .
Pareidolia Faces. A skull in a yogurt parfait. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Pareidolia, the tendency to see faces that aren't there.
for ten years.
TEN!
Diana Duyser Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese tattoo. Nothing to see here. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Diana Duyser gets a Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese tattoo.
"People ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home. I have won $70,000 on different occasions at the casino near my house."
Obama toast. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Obama toast. 
Evidently, some casino blessings came to an end in 2004 and she placed the miracle sandwich on eBay for some cash. 
Kiwano Melon and John Tyler. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Kiwano Melon and John Tyler
After 1.7 million views, the ten-year-old lunch sold for $28,000 to GoldenPalace.com, an online casino. 
Eggplant looks like Nixon. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Eggplant and Richard Nixon
The volunteer who drove the grilled cheese from Florida to Las Vegas has published an account of his week-long tour and sandwich promotion. Calling the sandwich the "Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich" or VMGCS, he was told by a psychic that the image was Diana's dead relative attempting communication from the beyond. 
A potato and president LBJ. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
A potato and President LBJ
The VMGCS was a hit in Texas, making a notable appearance at the Texas Supreme Court and giving the driver a pass on two speeding tickets from Texas trooper. 
Serial streaker Mark Roberts at the 2004 super bowl. Sponsored by the GoldenPalace.
Serial streaker Mark Roberts at the 2004 Super Bowl.
The GoldenPalace casino also sponsored serial streaker Mark Roberts.  Roberts wore a temporary tattoo and nothing else during the 2003 UEFA Cup final and the 2004 Super Bowl. 
Diana Duyser selling the pan that made the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese on eBay. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
Diana Duyser selling the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese pan on eBay. 
In 2005, Diana put the VMGCS frying pan on eBay. 
Donna Lee found Jesus in a pierogi and sold it on eBay for $1,775. It makes good toast. marchmatron.comDonna Lee found Jesus in a pierogi and sold it on eBay for $1,775. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
A Jesus Dumpling 
Donna Lee found Jesus on a pirogi and sold it on eBay for $1,775.
A fraudulent Jesus pancake removed from eBay. Nothing to see here. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
A fraudulent Jesus pancake 
However, a Jesus pancake bid started at $500 and went up to $15,000 before the listing was pulled. 
The Jesus Pan. The image of Jesus on your pancakes. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
The Jesus Pan, as seen on TV 
It was determined that the pancake was not a genuine article of divine breakfast food, but made instead by the "Jesus Pan." 
"When all is said and done, it makes good toast." 
Atheist Toast. Nothing to see here. It makes good toast. marchmatron.com
The aspect of the American psyche not addressed, is why we accept food products that can be in a state of preservation for going on twenty years. 

#ebay #Sale #God
Update 1/31/2018
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