Sunday, February 22, 2015

Touched By A Televangelist

Are you confused about the players in the hypocritical televangelist movement? Maddow can offer some clarification. 

I would really like to see a Political Infidelity Matrix but that would take some extensive compiling.

"You don’t have to be a dowdy to be a Christian." Tammy Faye Bakker

". . . now we’re down to our last $37,000." Tammy Faye Bakker

"I take Him shopping with me. I say, “OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain." Tammy Faye Bakker

"(Jim Bakker) is a cancer on the Body of Christ." Jimmy Swaggart

"I don’t appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me." Jimmy Swaggart

"If I do not return to pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell." Jimmy Swaggart

"How much is your sin going to cost me?" Ted Haggard

"I want a church I can stay in for year. I don’t want surprises, scandals, or secrets from my church leaders." Ted Haggard

"You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group." Ted Haggard

"I believe there are 300 people just like Gideon’s army of 300. These people are those that will give $77." Marcus Lamb 

"God is saying, “Move today.” It could be that you need a new house! It could be that you need a better car! It could be that you need a promotion on the job. . . . Don’t just throw your seed. Sow you seed! You can call up today and make a pledge and that’s great!" Marcus Lamb 

"I can’t wait to make you the next Mrs. Marcus Lamb." (From an email to his mistress) Marcus Lamb  

A little Ted Haggard bonus, in which there is some juvenile references, but pretty damn funny.

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