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Extremely loud music emanating from my kid’s bedroom at 5:30 a.m.
Kid completely startled that someone had not only entered the sanctuary and was standing 12 inches away.
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Me: Well it is a good thing I’m not an escaped murderer because you wouldn’t have a chance.
Kid: (Eye roll) Mom could you take me to Sugar and Spice before school? I’m meeting my friend because I owe her a smoothy.
Kid: Probably not, but go on. . .
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Arriving at Sugar and Spice
Young teen girl standing outside: Daaaaaaaad, you need to go away!
Nice to see this is universal and not limited to my offspring.
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Drive to Sugar and Spice
Me: Did you know . . . Kid: Probably not, but go on. . .
Wit and sarcasm! I have succeeded as a parent.
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Arriving at Sugar and Spice
Young teen girl standing outside: Daaaaaaaad, you need to go away!
Nice to see this is universal and not limited to my offspring.
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"If you have never been hated as a child, you have never been a parent." Bette Davis
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