Wednesday, September 17, 2014


Necessity is which parent of invention? 
Dad hacks. Power tools and bouncy chair. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Power tools and bouncy chair. 

Dad Hack let your kid Paint the fence with water. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Let your kid help paint the fence with water.
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 
My 3-year-old hugged me out of the blue and said, "I love you, Dad." 
If you need me, I'll be searching the house for whatever she broke. 
Dad Hack the vacuum cleaner pony tail. Necessity?
Dad Hack: The vacuum cleaner ponytail. 

dad hacks. Zip tie ponytail. Necessity?
Dad Hack: zip-tie ponytail.
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars 
Me: That’d wreck the economy 
5: I just - 
Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation 
Dad Hacks. Cardboard seat dividers for the car. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Cardboard seat dividers for the car. 
Dad hacks. Anchor onesies to the door. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Anchor mobile kids to the door. 
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 
5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.  
Me: That could mean anything.  
5: The dinosaur had a hat.  
Oh shit.
Dad Hacks. Leaf blower and swings. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Leaf blower and swing. 

Dad hacks. Color inside the box. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Color inside the box. 
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 
4-year-old: Why do you go to work? 
Me: They pay me a salary. 
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery. 
Dad Hacks. Give your kids unhooked game controllers.  Necessity?
Dad Hack: Unhooked game controllers. 
Dad Hacks. Baseball practice on a fishing pole. Necessity?
Dad Hack: Baseball practice and fishing.
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 
4-year-old daughter: *points to a dead squirrel on the road* He was a boy. 
Me: How can you tell? 
4-year-old: He was stupid.

#Hack #Dad #Kids #Funny
Update 1/28/2018

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