Necessity is which parent of invention?
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Dad Hack: Power tools and bouncy chair. |
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Dad Hack: Let your kid help paint the fence with water. |
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn
My 3-year-old hugged me out of the blue and said, "I love you, Dad."
If you need me, I'll be searching the house for whatever she broke.
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Dad Hack: The vacuum cleaner ponytail. |
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Dad Hack: zip-tie ponytail. |
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars
Me: That’d wreck the economy
5: I just -
Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
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Dad Hack: Cardboard seat dividers for the car. |
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Dad Hack: Anchor mobile kids to the door. |
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn
5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.
Me: That could mean anything.
5: The dinosaur had a hat.
Oh shit.
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Dad Hack: Leaf blower and swing. |
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Dad Hack: Color inside the box. |
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old:
Me:
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
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Dad Hack: Unhooked game controllers. |
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Dad Hack: Baseball practice and fishing. |
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn
4-year-old daughter: *points to a dead squirrel on the road* He was a boy.
Me: How can you tell?
4-year-old: He was stupid.
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Update 1/28/2018
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