Friday, April 18, 2014

Limitations of Skype?

Note on neighbor's door. Limit exorcisms to the weekend. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
In the age of electronics, exorcisms are done over Skype . . .  
Benny Hinn and the power of his jacket. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
Benny Hinn and the spiritual power of his evangelical jacket.
 at least in Scottsdale Arizona by The Reverend Bob Larson. 
"It's real," Reverend Bob Larson says. 
Oral Roberts Million Soul Crusade and his Tent Revival.
Oral Roberts, evangelical tent revival, million soul crusade. 
"There would be no reason to theatrically stage this for any reason. Why would anybody do that? I have no idea.” 
Well, let's take a peek at a possible motive for high-tech exorcism.  
Snapshot of a couple in Sunday best holding a cross. c.1960s Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
From one of The Reverend’s websites: 
Daemon Proofing Prayers and Daemon Possession Test $9.95
Vintage Snapshot of a religious sign by the side of a dirt road. Now is the day of Salvation. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
And even if test results are inconclusive (what are the chances), it is better to be safe than sorry: 
Cross of deliverance $100 
Benny Hinn and the power of his jacket. Faith Healing and releasing daemons. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
Benny Hinn and the spiritual power of his evangelical pointing finger.
If that doesn’t keep you daemon free, this will work . . . eventually. 
Coaching $99 a week for a 25-minute phone call.
Old street sign listing local churches. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
Did you know there is an International School of Exorcism? 
And, oh my, look at that. The founder for this institution of higher learning is none other than Reverend Bob.
Book cover. Bobbed Hair Bossy Wives and Women Preachers by Evangelist John Rice. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
 The Reverend has a particularly despicable marketing plan.  
"Rape victims are highly prone to catching sexually transmitted daemons. Not metaphorical daemons but genuine soul-dwelling daemons." 
Old religious road sign. The wages of sin is death. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
As luck would have it, the Reverend’s daughter and her two friends are also skilled in exorcism. A remarkable coincidence.
Brynne Larson claims she performed her first exorcism on a family trip to Africa when she was 13.
Holy Ghost Tent Revival. Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
If you are in need of having daemons removed but you believe in the old-fashioned up close and personal approach, fear not because the Reverend is going on tour and will probably be coming to a city near you. 
Benny Hinn and the power of his jacket. Faith Healing  Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
 Benny Hinn and the spiritual power of his evangelical backhand.
From browsing through the FAQ posted on The Reverend’s various websites, my favorite is an inquiry about where the daemons are placed post vacating a host.
 "Any place a daemon doesn’t want to go is where I send them."
Halloween, little devil costume c.1960s. Faith Healing  Limitations of Skype? marchmatron.com
And let that be a lesson to all daemons on the brink of person-dwelling. 

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