Sunday, March 16, 2014

Who's Your Daddy?

A happy girl with a sidewalk chalk crown. Who's Your Daddy?
3 yo: "I don't want a goodnight hug or kiss from Daddy. " 
Wife: "Be nice."  
3 yo: "Can I please not have a goodnight hug or kiss from Daddy?"  

5-year-old daughter: Why does Mom wear makeup? 
Me: To look pretty. 
5: But she's already pretty. 
Me: Aww. 
5: Dad, you should wear makeup. 

Angry cat is not amused. Cat checks out his sidewalk chalk portrait. Who's Your Daddy?
5 yo: "Daddy, is mommy the boss of you?"  
Me: "No"  
5 yo: *confused look  
5 yo: 
Me: "Yes"

#Dad #Mom #Kids 
Update  1/28/2018

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