In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the
Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it
'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank.
People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy
Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!' ~Dave
Barry
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~ George Carlin
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, Toys NOT Included. ~ Bernard Manning
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his won way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Barry
Christmas is
the Disneyfication of Christianity. ~ Don Cupitt
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas
morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck
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