Thursday, December 26, 2013

Christmas Bits and Pieces - Part 10

A poke at the commercialism of Christmas.


In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank.  People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!'  or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'  ~Dave Barry
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.  ~ George Carlin

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, Toys NOT Included.  ~ Bernard Manning
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his won way, by going to the mall of his choice.  ~ Dave Barry

Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity. ~ Don Cupitt

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ~ Erma Bombeck

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