Saturday, November 9, 2013

Peanuts & School & Philosophy & Quotes

I have a few favorite quote sources. Most are nostalgic from childhood and a few are wit I’ve only recently discovered. Who is your favorite?

The A Team? Charlie’s Angels? Am I getting close? What popular character embellished your pencil box?  Well I hope you enjoy my picks.


“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.” Charlie Brown


“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask "What is the meaning of life?" Then a voice comes to me that says "I before E except after C!" Charlie Brown

“Joe Cool always spends the first two weeks at college sailing his Frisbee.” Snoopy

“Today is Abraham Lincoln's birthday. ... Abraham Lincoln was our sixteenth king and he was the father of Lot's wife.” Sally


“Your stupidity is appalling!" Lucy "Most stupidity is!” Charlie Brown


 “Do they give you homework at obedience school?” Charlie Brown
“We have homework every night. It's hard to write a thousand word theme on 'sit'!”

“My teacher ...understands me!” Linus
“Either she's a genius or she's new on the job.” Lucy

“Everything seems hopeless... I'm completely depressed.”
Charlie Brown
“Go home. And eat a jelly-bread sandwich folded over. Five cents please. (CB leaves. Lucy puts her feet up.) There are some cures you don't learn in medical school.” 


“Who was the father of Henry IV?!? I COULD NOT POSSIBLY CARE LESS! ... I'm sorry... I apologize... That was just a gut reaction.” Sally


“I hear you've been to obedience school again every morning. There's an old saying "Fear keeps men in obedience". Linus
“That and the supper dish.”

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