Tuesday, November 5, 2013

10 Pearls of Wisdom from Batman and Associates

“The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations; guiding our destiny.” Robin

“You don't get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.” Batman

"You can't get away from Batman that easy!" Robin
"Easily." Batman
"Easily." Robin
"Good grammar is essential, Robin." Batman
"Thank you." Robin
"You're welcome." Batman

“Maybe you can bully an aging mogul, but not me, Catwoman!” Robin

“I’m just going to hang around the bar. I don't want to look conspicuous.” Batman


"Sorry, I'm not interested in dance lessons." Dick
"Wait a minute, Dick. The junior prom's coming up, isn't it?" Bruce
"Yes, but..." Dick
"Well, we don't want you to be a wallflower, do we? Dancing is an integral part of every young man's education." Batman
"Gosh Bruce, you're right." Dick

“People who stay in glass hotels shouldn’t throw parties.” Batman

"What's so important about Chopin?" Dick Grayson
"All music is important, Dick. It's the universal language. One of our best hopes for the eventual realization of the brotherhood of man." Bruce Wayne
"Gosh Bruce, yes, you're right. I'll practice harder from now on." Dick Grayson

“Your mother wore Army shoes.” Shame
“Yes, she did. As I recall, she found them quite comfortable.” Batman

“I suppose you'll take up flying next, like that fellow in Metropolis.” Alfred

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