Tuesday, November 5, 2013

10 Bus Stop Observations

 “Never run after busses or women; you’ll always get left behind.”

“Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.”

“If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she’d still be standing.” Mary Frances Berry

“My favorite ride at Disneyland was the air conditioned bus on the way back to the hotel.” Jim Gaffigan

“People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church.”
"Being sober on a bus is like, totally different than being drunk on a bus." Ozzie Osbourne

“I know how to stop global warming. I could solve this problem right now. Here is what we will do.  All you ladies out there, start sleeping only with the guys who ride the bus.  Problem solved.”

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” Oprah Winfrey

“People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.” Simeon Strunsky
"That's OK I'll just go on the bus." Pope Francis on his first official day as Pope, waving off his limousine in favor of the chartered bus.




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