Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do?

About 6 years ago, right before the big four oh, I was in pretty good shape. You know the next part, right?

I starting taking a stroll down to Everything-Falls-Apart-Topia.  Then a brisk walk, finally ending with a sprint.  I didn't know I could do anything that fast!

Anyway, I was taking a karate class with a bunch of cops. I rapidly came to the conclusion that I am no position to defend myself and I had better hope that the police had a very, very short response time.

“I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.” Marion Berry (Mayor of DC.  Caught with cocaine and a prostitute and he was reelected.)

“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.” Dennis Miller

“Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.” Karl Kraus

“We live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police.” Claude Chabrol

“It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.” Stephen Colbert  

“I am a patriot, and I protest speed limits by exceeding them. But, if the police pull you over, do not tell them that you are the Nelson Mandela of the highway.” Christopher Titus  

1 comment :

Anonymous said...

Love the pic of the cop playing the guitar to the homeless man!