Thursday, August 15, 2013

Musing From My Very Clever Nephew

You know what really grinds my gears? That we have a Christopher Columbus Day and not an Amerigo Vespucci Day. I mean, we named the two continents after Vespucci, why not have a holiday for him Or maybe we should call it gods-country-ica.



It seems that god likes to save more lives in countries with better healthcare, weird.

I wonder why we don't have nursery rhymes like Ring Around the Rosie about cancer or other diseases we have today.

Sometimes I wonder if humans are the only species that wants to eradicate another species because they are inconvenient or annoying.

So there is a procrastinator meeting. I don't know when but it's probably tomorrow.

Does anyone else think it would be fun for me and my friend to dress up like Jahova's witnesses for Halloween and pretend to not even know what Halloween is?

Maturity is the ability to cope with others immaturity.


Sometimes I don't know if I would rather be ignorant and happy, or aware and upset.


Why do people do things they don't want to do and try to appear to be someone they don't want to be, in order to impress people they don't even like?
(Response: I'll tell you the definition of insanity: someone that does the same thing over and over and hopes for different results.)
I thought that was the definition of powerball and roulette.


Anonymous said...

He is a Very funny boy. The irony is I have to read what he posts here since he won't accept my friend request on Facebook.

March Matron said...

Silly Boy!