Friday, July 5, 2013

Nerd Humor

Because some days you want humor that goes beyond derogatory implications about yo momma and jokes that start: a giraffe, an accountant and the Pope walk into a bar. . .
“If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.” Violet Haberdasher 
“Scientists, we do stuff in the lab that would be a felony in your garage.”
“NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life.  Unfortunately, it won't date them either.” Stephen Colbert
“If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.”
"In fact, the worlds needs more nerds." Ben Bernanke

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