Friday, June 7, 2013

The BEST career plan ever!


What a fantastic idea!
Traditionally, no one is more monogamous and loyal than a wealthy husband.
(I’m pretty sure there are several country songs on the topic.)


Combine that with the typically mature and rational personalities
of the succession of 20 something new Wives
and how could you go wrong?
(You are so silly! I don’t care about your money. 
I married you for your rugged good looks and charming personality.) 


I would suggest an even better career plan.
Get a bus ticket out to Hollywood.
Once they see your good looks and incredible talent you are set for life!

“Don't get mad, get everything.”
Ivana Trump 

“A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.”
Oscar Wilde

“When a woman steals your husband
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.”
Sacha Guitry

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