Sunday, June 2, 2013

Detachable Penis

By King Missile, 1992                                                                            

Detachable Penis was playing on the radio today. Back in the time of enormous hair and layered polo shirts, I thought the song was hilarious.

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Other stories of Rock, Radio, and Regulations:  

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.

I find it surprising how much music from my high school and college days has reappeared.  

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

I love finding my kids listening to The Clash or INXS. “Mom! Don’t tell us it’s that old.  You are ruining it!”

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.

Because nothing will kill a teen’s enjoyment faster than finding out your mom enjoys the same stuff.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man

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