Sunday, April 21, 2013

Taxation with representation . . .

Isn’t that great either!
Did you survive?

“I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams 

(The Internal Revenue Code is) “about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the Bible, contains no good news.” Don Nickles

“If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract - teach him to deduct.” Fran Lebowitz

“They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.”  Al Capone (He was eventually convicted on tax evasion.)

“It's that time of year again, April 15, taxes. I know it's depressing, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges, hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free. Unfortunately that nation is Afghanistan.” Bill Maher

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