Did you survive?
“I'm
spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams
(The
Internal Revenue Code is) “about 10 times the size of the Bible and, unlike the
Bible, contains no good news.” Don
Nickles
“If
you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach
him to subtract - teach him to deduct.”
Fran Lebowitz
“They
can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.” Al Capone (He was eventually
convicted on tax evasion.)
“It's that time of year again, April 15, taxes. I know
it's depressing, but just remember, you're paying for roads, bridges,
hospitals, and an army to keep the nation free. Unfortunately that nation is
Afghanistan.” Bill Maher
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