"The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print." Mark Twain
“Heck is where people go if they don’t believe in
Gosh.”
What is the difference between LDS and LSD? You
take one with a cube of sugar and the other with a pinch of salt.
You
might be a Mormon if:
Your
spouse's mother was pregnant at your wedding. You consider a temple recommend a credit reference.
Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Reagan was a liberal.
“This
could only be fun if you're a Mormon.” Negro Frijoles
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