In the event that I ever attend a church, it will have to be one with a sense
of humor.
“What
Jesus fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.” Monty
Python, The Life of Brian
“He was a preacher, and never charged nothing for
his preaching and it was worth it.” Mark Twain
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"Most
of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to
church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure." Fred Allen
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“And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was
light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to
be connected.” Spike Milligan
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a
good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible." George Burns
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