Wednesday, March 13, 2013

It’s STILL not funny!

Except that it really is.  Here is my theory.  The last time I went onto temple grounds, I’m guessing maybe ten years ago, there was no smoting or instantaneous combustion or even a teeny tiny earthquake.  So either God isn’t paying attention or God has a sense of humor.

‘”They don't eat pork, you don't eat pork... let's build on that.”— Father Guido Sarducci

“Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God." Oliver Wndell Homes, Jr.
“The church is only a secular institution in which the half-educated speak to the half-converted.” William Ralph Inge
"A church is a hospital for sinners, not a mueseum for saints." Abigail Van Buren   

"I don't know why some people change churches. What difference does it make which one you stay home from?" Rev. Denny Brake


"The Curch cannot be content to live in its stained-glass house and throw stones through the picture window of modern culture" Rober McAfee Brown  

“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.”



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