EtOH pt 4 Rx Translation: The inebriated gentleman in bed
four requires medication.
A few more stories from our favorite ER doc
who taught us 90% of ER visits in his Florida town start, “See that snake!!
Here hold my beer and watch this.”
"This is your tetanus shot."
"I don't want a shot!" "Well it prevents lockjaw so you can keep
drinking." "Oh, okay then."
"Sit over there and we'll get you a food
tray." "I just want to die." "But don't you want to have a food tray
before you die?"
“Here let me help you stand up. You wouldn't
want you to fall.” “Ya I might get hurt.”
“Well that and it's an UNBELIVABLE amount of paper work for me if you fall.”
And
finally, an item found in a patient’s pocket so he can, “Hurt anyone that comes
at me with a needle.”
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