"If we're gonna’
dance, I'm bringing the band."
I
did a home visit yesterday. Nice guy,
doing great and I’m asking the three thousand questions for the new assessment
protocol.
I
get to home safety and I ask about firearms in the house. “Oh, we’ve only got a
few. I think it’s around 20 or maybe
30.” Then he shows me the arsenal. Yep, at quick glance, about 20 to 30.
He
has a huge pistol, loaded of course. He unloads it and hands it to me. “Now this is really too big for a lady to
use.”
I
must say I concur. It’s got to weigh 20 pounds. I would be better off throwing
it at an intruder’s head than trying to fire it.
So
I’m thinking I’ll be making a call from the car anytime I visit. “Just me coming in. Not an intruder.” The adventures of social work!
”Why do you carry pistols everywhere?” "Because a
cop is too heavy and won't fit in my pocket."
"Big guns defend
people against people with smaller guns."
“Over 85% of all murders were committed with handguns.” "Would
you feel better if they were pushed outta windows?"
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