Thursday, January 10, 2013

A Little Pat Hypocrisy

I did a post on Jerry Falwell’s quick save of the Christian toddler from the degenerate Tele Tubbies, and a post on the apparent need of Republican congressmen to tout the virtue of traditional marriage while screwing around on their wives. Therefore, I think it my buddy Pat Robertson’s turn!
“I would never say somebody had to vote for anybody. That would be terrible. I haven't said that.” Pat Robertson. (That is a good philosophy Pat and I’m relieved you feel that way.)
“I think that George Bush really is a very godly person.” “I think the blessing of heaven is on Bush. It's just the way it is.” Pat Robertson. (Um, well not exactly saying who to vote for.)
“I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.” Pat Robertson. (Great! I agree because generally it is sanctimonious morons who come up with the most ridiculous claims!)
“I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.” Pat Robertson. (Well of course! You get after that scientific truth telling and fact finding.)
“The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our society. And that's what's been happening.” Pat Robertson. (Yep, nothing sanctimonious, moronic or inflammatory in that statement!)
Pat, I sure God is so relieved that you can save us Cotton-Headed Ninnymuggins from the sanctimonious morons who try to scare people! Hooray for Truth, Justice and the American Way!

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