Monday, December 10, 2012

What Have You Been Smoking?

Washington State recently passed a law allowing adults so smoke recreational pot. The supporters of the bill were ready to light up when it occurred to someone that they were in a Federal Building and therefore could do no type of smoking. Damn those federal baby sitters and their meddling ways!
“It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.” Jackie Mason
“Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.” Salvador DalĂ­
“Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.” Fletcher Knebel
“It would be a service to mankind if the pill were available in slot machines and the cigarette were placed on prescription.”

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