Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Christmas Creeper

Yes children, there is this creepy little elf that comes to life at night, roams the house and watches you. By the way, here is a new doll. His name is Chucky and the monster under your bed? We don’t want to alarm you, but you might want to keep your feet and legs from the mattress edge.
As a kid, I would have stayed up all night, waiting for the creeper to sneak in my room so I could bash him with a frying pan. Plus, if he can stealthily sneak around the house and engage in various activities, what is to prevent him from going beyond recording misdeeds? Who is to say he won’t try to dispense a little elf justice? This is where that whole “right to bear arms” thing could work out favorably.
Why leave it at Christmas voyeurism? The Betsy Westy in the corner? She has some mad breaking and entering skills and is even better than the elf at tracking down naughty, naughty children.

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