Sunday, December 2, 2012

Sexy and the Universe Knows It

It’s been awhile, but once a Trekkie, always a Trekkie AND this Star Trek versus Twilight comparison today is about SEX! Yep, because it always comes down to sex. So who rules, geek sex or tween sex?
A few Trekkie pick-up lines
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I'm just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears
And a few Twilight pick-up lines
Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Ok – both lame. So a few Trekkie fans:
And a few Twihard fans:
It’s a hard compare. Trekkies can capture both genders and all ages but Damn those Twilight boys are hot!
So I asked my girls. My oldest daughter really liked the latest Star Trek because “Spock is hot.” I am amused because, back in the day, I thought the original Spock was hot. Space dude, pointy ears, geeky and logical. Just what a girl wants!
“You may be cool but you will never be Spock-leaning-on-a-Riviera-cool”
My youngest, hands down, on the verge of hysteria, votes for Twilight.
I turn to the middle kid. “Mom, in order to participate, I would have to like people and I don’t like people. I'm like a mushroom. I want to be left alone in the dark.”
Ok tie with temptation to give it to the non-people.
But one final, note on weddings. Yes Bella wore a wedding dress and yes, I’m sure it will be the hottest thing going in matrimony for the next few years, but a Star Trek wedding? Now that takes some real commitment! Wedding comparison point to star trek.

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