Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Daily Show, the only “news” worth watching

The Daily Show is one of my favorite because, at this point, it is either laughing or crying.
“If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.” Jon Stewart
”What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement?” Jon Stewart
“Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.” Jon Stewart
“The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.” Jon Stewart

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