“The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.” ― Dave Barry
“Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.” ― Jessica Park
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." - Carmen Boyle Olympic Luge Gold medal winner
“I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.” ― Dave Barry,
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