March Matron

One day, when I was in high school, I got a message to come to the front office and meet my dad. 

I thought the only way he would have left work and pulled me out of school was if someone had died. So I go the hall, hoping everyone is still alive and he says, “Do you know who Alfred Hitchcock is?” 

What!?! “The old Hitchcock movies are coming to a theater in Salt Lake. Will come and see them with me?”