March Matron

Posted on @BestOfNextdoor, the Twitter account with more followers than the actual Nextdoor.com Twitter account.

Over the past year, there have been a number of car break-ins in my neighborhood by local, wandering scumbags.

Advice posted on @BestOfNextdoor

The good neighbors on Nextdoor.com have posted various "identify the scumbag videos" taken from home security cameras.

The many benefits of Nextdoor.com

If you are unfamiliar, Nextdoor.com states it is "a social networking platform for local communities and neighborhoods."

Accurate assessment of the Nextdoor.com, as posted on @BestOfNextdoor

Or, more accurately, Twitter for those upset at no longer being a Jr. High Hall Monitor or Home Owner Association board member . . .

Posts involving lost pets dominate Nextdoor.com in my area

with occasional positive outcomes.

Actual video of scumbag in my neighborhood.

Now the scumbags roaming my neighborhood have started entering homes through the ubiquitous, tract home, sliding back door and videos of them doing so are causing justifiable outrage and concern.

Nextdoor.com post from my neighborhood

While checking for a scumbag update, I ran across a photo of a neighborhood garage. What followed was a lengthy interaction of shock, consternation, and discussion regarding the correct authorities to contact.

Nextdoor.com follow up post from my neighborhood

Today, the homeowner apologetically posted that children in the neighborhood had altered the greeting without her knowledge. (Presumably not the same wandering scumbags responsible for break-ins but an accurate identification was not possible.)  

The neighbor explained that she typically opens the garage to park her car prior to making actual visual contact with the door and therefore she was unaware of the offending message.

Photographic evidence of Christmas cheer from my neighborhood.

Messages of goodwill and Christmas spirit followed, including several photos of the completed neighborhood home decorations.

Continued holiday happiness from my neighborhood

That is, until . . .

Contention creeping back into my neighborhood

I am waiting for the outrage over "Happy Holidays", the battle cry of the War on Christmas.

Evidently, there will be no Christmas cookie swap in this neighborhood. If there are cookie swaps in my area, I am unaware of them . . . which, in all fairness, is not unexpected.

With Christmas gifts and an influx of visiting cars . . .

I'm not sure if Justin in Buford is available this year. However, an alternative may be found with a search on Nextdoor.com.

I am anticipating a dramatic increase in scumbag activity.

Consideration of cat comfort during the Christmas season as posted on @BestOfNextdoor

Happy Mr. Creamy Shits Day Ho

Merry Christmas 

and 

Happy New Year

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"A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not of building bridges, is not Christian." - Pope Francis

"If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS, which as everyone knows is ISIS’s ultimate trophy, I can promise you that the Pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been President because this would not have happened . . . 

For a religious leader to question a person’s faith is disgraceful. I am proud to be a Christian and as President I will not allow Christianity to be consistently attacked and weakened." - Donald Trump

"I invite you not to build walls but bridges, to conquer evil with good, offence with forgiveness, to live in peace with everyone." - Pope Francis

re: porn star Stormy Daniels 

"We kind of gave [Donald], all right, you get a mulligan. You get a do-over here." - Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council (an evangelical activist group)

"It's time to pray for the president (Donald Trump) . . . What's happening right now in America, is witchcraft's trying to take this country over." - Pastor John Kilpatrick, Alabama 

"[T]he gays, they do everything they can to get their politicians into office, and they have every right to do that. And I’m just saying, we, as Christians, we have every right to have the Christian voice in office." - Rev. Franklin Graham (son of Billy) 

"It may be immoral for [evangelicals] not to support him . . . They need to look at what the president did for the poor . . . I can’t imagine him doing anything that’s not good for the country." - Jerry Falwell Jr.

@cudawudapica   @JuddLegum

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My hope for 2019; 

May the collusion be found maculate 

and 

the smiting proportional 

Happy New Year! 

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