Saturday, August 26, 2017

More Free Legal Tips

Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #4 L. Scott Briscoe. Mugshot, young male, Cincinnati 1960. Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com
Mugshot, young male, Cincinnati, 1960
Because hiring legal counsel may be outside some would-be criminals' financial means, L. Scott Briscoe, an attorney of 20 years, is offering Free Legal Tips on Facebook.

Profile photo of L. Scott Briscoe, attorney and author of hilarious Free Legal Tips
L. Scott Briscoe
Free Legal Tip of the Day #16 L. Scott Briscoe @FreeLegalTips: 
Removing the porch and steps to your trailer to prevent a home inspection will only result in the Guardian Ad Litem, with Spider-Man-like agility, hoisting himself up and through your door. And removing your child for lack of a safe entrance and exit for an infant. Fail.
Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #49 L. Scott Briscoe. Mugshot, female, Baltimore. Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com 1968
Mugshot, female, Baltimore, 1968
Free Legal Tip of the Day #64 L. Scott Briscoe @FreeLegalTips:
If you're going to rear-end the judge's sister, don't rear-end her in front of the judge's courthouse, in front of the security cameras.
Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #45 L. Scott Briscoe. Police line up. Men in overcoats and hats.Chicago circa 1950. Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com
Police line up. Suspected Mafia, Chicago, 1950s

Free Legal Tip of the Day #33 L. Scott Briscoe @FreeLegalTips:
If you walk by a sheriff's car in your friend's driveway, do not go into your friend's house to buy and/or sell drugs. Should you ignore this step and continue into the house, look around the room first. If you see a sheriff standing in that room with you, again, do not attempt to buy and/or sell drugs with said friend.
Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #63 L. Scott Briscoe. Mugshot, male with long hair 1978. Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com
Mugshot, male with long hair, Minneapolis, 1978 
Free Legal Tip of the Day #43 L. Scott Briscoe @FreeLegalTips:
Avoid bashing the judge in your case on Facebook, especially AFTER you friended him on said Facebook.
Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #34 L. Scott Briscoe. Mugshot Australia. May Blake, older lady, Sept. 1, 1930, sentenced to 12 months in jail for possession of cocaine. Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com
Mugshot, Australia, May Blake, Sept. 1, 1930, sentenced to 12 months in jail for possession of cocaine.
Free Legal of the Day #46 L. Scott Briscoe @FreeLegalTips:
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never say those two special words to your circuit judge. You know the two words I'm talking about. Unless you are a juvenile with a hankering for some lengthy detention time, then go for it.
Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #6 L. Scott Briscoe. Mugshot, young male, in and out of drag. Fresno CA 1960 . Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com
Mugshot, young male, in and out of drag. Fresno, 1960 

Free Legal Tip of the Day #69 L. Scott Briscoe @FreeLegalTips:
Abbreviating "F**K THE POLICE" on your forehead tattoo to "F.T.P." will not mitigate your problems in court or any future encounters with the Po-Po.
Free Legal Tip of the Day. Tip #70 L. Scott Briscoe. Mugshot three 1920s Mafia guys including "Silent Tom". Court, Dumb People and Humor. marchmatron.com
Mugshot, three 1920s Mafia guys, including "Silent Tom"
For many more valuable tips (law of averages says there is someone in your extended family or peripheral social group in need of advice) check out Briscoe's Facebook page

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