Saturday, May 27, 2017

What would Jesus do?

Donald Trump, Jesus, and the Pope walk into the bar . . .


. . . the Pope hung out with everyone while Jesus asked Trump to step outside for some smiting. 

Not a joke. Just what I think would happen. 



Donald J. Trump (@DonaldTrump)
The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!  8:37 AM - 25 Dec 2013

Hold that mind boggling, toddler level of awareness, thought for a minute. . .

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.  - Trump 

How can Ted Cruz be an Evangelical Christian when he lies so much and is so dishonest? @realDonaldTrump 
I'm not apologizing to @RealBenCarson. I would never insult his pissant religion.


In a Hail Mary attempt at preventing our Orange dictator from doing further twitter damage, his handlers have distracted him with a nice, long trip.

Unfortunately the Pontiff found himself taking a turn at dictator sitting.

Damien Owens @OwensDamien
Nice shot of a cheerful Pope Francis giving Trump the tour. 'Chairs, floor, walls ... We're done, get out.'


Pope Francis jokes with First Lady Melania via translator, "What do you give him to eat, potizza?"(referring to a local pastry.) 


Pope Francis concluded his visit by presenting Trump with a copy of Laudato Si', his encyclical on the environment and climate change.

Mic drop. Pope out. 


Remember the thought we were holding? 

Donald J. Trump
The new Pope is a humble man, very much like me, which probably explains why I like him so much!
8:37 AM - 25 Dec 2013


Yes. That thought. 


Before Francis, as I am sure you recall, we had Benedict. The Pope who was forced out for reasons including fraudulent activity in the Vatican Bank and the active coverup of global child rape.


Had Trump paid Putin for the election earlier, there may have been a more enthusiastic, less eye rolling, hand-holding welcome. 


However it came about that the Cardinals managed an almost unheard of leadership change, could they go up to congress and kick some of our politicians in the balls? 

They can start with the professed conservative Christians. 

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