Saturday, May 27, 2017

Pun Preference

I prefer my puns intended and my religions ironic. 


The Bible is so simple you have to have someone else help you misunderstand it. - Harmon Okinyo


If religion is the answer, the question must be utterly absurd. - Nyan Prater


No man with any sense of humor ever founded a religion. - Robert G. Ingersoll


I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he didn't. - Jules Renard


It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. - G.K. Chesterton


The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. — Delo McKown 


It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain


 The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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