Friday, May 19, 2017

Misspelled Impeach

Trump Tweet Comey lost the confidence of almost everyone in Washington. . . When things calm down, they will be thanking me! Misspelled Impeach

Trump Tweet response. You misspelled "impeaching".

A suggested response for Trump when answering why he fired the former FBI Director Comey: 

"He is so bad at his job that I am still president. He failed to catch me. How incompetent is that?" - Josh Widdicombe

So Donald, listen up and get someone to take notes, because this is good advice from Uncle Dick: 

Protest at Richard Nixon’s 1973 inauguration. 

"I know you heard what you thought I said, but what I said isn't what I meant." - Richard M. Nixon

"It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody." - Richard Nixon

Donald is established as the winner in rhetoric about winning when actual winning isn't as apparent. 

"We’re going to win. We’re going to win so much. We’re going to win at trade, we’re going to win at the border. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning." - Donald Trump

"I didn't do anything wrong and I promise to never do it again. "- Richard Nixon

"I think Congress has spent enough time on ethics. I think it's time they moved on to something else." - Richard Nixon
Donald appears to handle ethics dilemma in an alternative way. No ethics, no dilemma.

"There isn’t much more I could accomplish at the Office of Government Ethics, given the current situation." - Walter Shaub, director of the agency, announcing his resignation.

"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue." - Richard Nixon

"The press is the enemy." - Richard Nixon

I think Donald has this one nailed. 

"If you are ever going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don't ever lie." - Richard Nixon

"The important thing is that we maintain plausible deniability." - Richard Nixon

Donald and Don Jr. and Donald-son-in-law and all legal representatives of the Dons, this may be a concept for review. Pictures and puppets if needed.  

"The thing that really strikes me about this is the stupidity of involving the president, they are still treating this like a family-run business and they have a PR problem … What they don’t seem to understand is this is a criminal investigation involving all of them." - Peter Zeidenberg, Deputy Special Prosecutor re: 2003 CIA leaks. 

Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev and U.S .Vice President Richard Nixon 
in Moscow's Sokolniki Park, 1959
"I would not like to be a political leader in Russia. They never know when they're being taped." - Richard Nixon

And the BEST bit of advice for our current president . . . listen up Donald: 

"Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second rate president." - Richard Nixon

I think they are pleased. 

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