Thursday, December 22, 2016

The Gift of Trump


I go out of my way to use the word Christmas . . . The Christians are being treated horribly because we have nobody to represent the Christian. Believe me, . . . I will be the greatest representative of the Christians they’ve had in a long time. - Trump


That must be true because I can't think of ANY influential leaders that are self proclaimed Christians AND when I think of Christian behavior, name calling, sexual assault and philandering immediately springs to mind. 


Unfortunately, if you wanted to buy a luxurious, made in China, Christmas tree ornament before the holidays, you may be too late. 

Amazon $116.39 & FREE Shipping 

Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire. - Shaenon K. Garrityon

Low energy ornament. - Fox in Soxon 


We found our angel topper in the corner crying. We don't know what happened and she says she's afraid to tell us. - Tacitus Lector

Its small size makes it easy for tiny hands to handle. - J.L. Switzer



Or, if that level of ornamental luxury is out of your price range because you were paying taxes to compensate for The Donald's entitlement, there is a less expensive option. 


Amazon $18.35 & FREE Shipping 

Color in description shows white when the ornament is really red. I always thought the description was about the product but in this case it's about the purchaser! - Amazon buyer 


Not safe if you have cats in the house. - Kelly H Beebe 

Ever since I put this on the tree, I've been unable to don my gay apparel.  - D. Barrett 


Have locked it in a concrete safe, as it kept turning up in the underwear of people who didn't want it there. - Nanu

I ordered this ornament expecting Mexico to pay for it. - D. Beltzner

Immediately after removing it from the box it started yelling at the Virgin Mary that she was a 3 at best and was too fat then proceeded to have her workout in front of all my other relatives. - Holley Russell



As soon as I put it on the tree, it started bragging about the size of its letters. - Samuel J

This ornament hasn't hung on the tree for an hour and I've lost my medical insurance coverage and every female in the house feels violated. - Amazon Customer


Will it make my tree great again?
Answer: Refer to European history during the 1930's. This may answer your question. 

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