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Thursday, November 17, 2016

Um . . . Thanks?

While careening towards the National Holiday built on the mythological superiority of European genetics . . .

Christopher Columbus landing in Cuba.
(May not be a historically accurate representation.)


No, the OTHER National Holiday built on the mythological superiority of European genetics . . .


Self explanatory photo that does not need a caption. 

You know, the National Holiday right before the National Holiday built on co opting pagan rituals to improve religious membership . . . 


Nancy Reagan, sitting on Mr. Santa T's lap . . .
possibly the best White House Christmas ever. 

The National Holiday with the dignified Presidential ritual . . . 

Snarky caption correlated to scandal of your choice.

No. The OTHER National Holiday with the dignified presidential ritual . . . 


Bush and an inappropriate turkey. 

Yes, THAT National Holiday!


Kennedy and a well behaved turkey
Nixon and a well behaved turkey
Johnson and a well behaved turkey


While careening towards THAT National Holiday, particularly on THIS year . . . 


Reagan and a poorly behaved turkey
Bush Sr and a well behaved turkey
Clinton and a well behaved turkey

I think I found an appropriate celebratory suggestion . . . 


Well played President Ford.

"I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon Stewart



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