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Friday, December 25, 2015

Financial Relations


Hey kid, I'm completely behind your attempt to form and maintain a closed creepy-elf border . . . 



border control being a childhood concern since the conception of home invasion by supernatural behavioral enforcement entities. 


As luck would have it, there is a dictatorial, you-can't-handle-the-truth, type of egomaniac who happens to be unemployed at the moment. 



His legacy is a bit tarnished and try as he might, the geriatric ex-politico cannot fling enough "crap" (his word not mine) to successfully divert blame to another party. 



Given a chance for global redemption, and with a few hints that there may be some Elf on the Shelf oil up for grabs . . . 


don't worry, he'll accept the rumor because verifying information before taking action isn't one of his skills . . . 



I think you could convince him to initiate and lead a Shelf Elf offensive . . . 


along with sub contracting border enforcement and security . . . 



for an additional fee. 



“Nigeria has issued an arrest warrant for Dick Cheney. Good luck serving that this time of year. Cheney’s up in Whoville, stealing Christmas.” 
- Jay Leno



Merry Dickmas! 

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