Monday, June 29, 2015

The Smell of Freedom

How can you identify an American?
International students at American Public University System discuss how they can spot Americans.
Lithuania student. Americans are sometimes a little bit plump. Video from sw yoon filmed at American Public University. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com
Lithuania
“I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.” ― Janette Rallison
Two German students. If you see a person at McDonalds he is probably american. Video from sw yoon filmed at American Public University. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com
Germany
"I’ll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal." - Martha Harrison
Japanese Studnet. Americans are chubby fatty guys. Video from sw yoon filmed at American Public University. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com
Japan
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks." - Marilyn Wann
Plus size Superwoman on the street, Halarious costume completed with purse, and enoromouos wig. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about 'merica. marchmatron.com.jpg

I see a theme here. Should I journey abroad, I am confident my appearance would scream, "I'm American!" I may not even need a passport.
Just in case, if there were any doubts, I could bring some additional items to subtlety identify me as an American.
How to spot the American tourists. An older couple wearing Americana shirts. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about 'merica. marchmatron.com
"There's nothing American tourists like more than the things they can get at home." - Stephen Colbert
napoleon dynamite Karate instructor in flag pants. A roundhouse kick in the face while I'm wearing these bad boys.The Smell of Freedom and other stories about 'merica. marchmatron.com
"Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other two percent have to generate their own sex and violence." - Franklin P. Jones
Angry American in a US flag shirt making a fist and yelling at people. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com
"The Japanese tend to communicate via nuance and euphemism, often leaving important things unsaid; whereas Americans tend to think they’re being subtle when they refrain from grabbing the listener by the shirt." - Dave Barry
Retro patriotic bikini on trailer trash girl holding a beer. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com
"Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That’s the new American dream." - Natasha Leggero
Three middle age, overweight, short-haired women wearing fanny packs and T Shirts. Welcome to America. Now Speak English. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com

“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages” - Dave Barry
Hot Pants Dance Liberace, Art Carney, Dean Martin and the Dingalings 1971. Patriotic silliness.The Smell of Freedom and other stories about 'merica
Hot Pants Dance, 1971
Liberace, Art Carney, Dean Martin and the Dingalings
“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.” ― Hidekaz Himaruya
Patriotic overkill. A couple on tour of Big Lake in Americana shirts, shorts and hat. Young man from behind, hand over heart in flag pledge. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about 'merica. marchmatron.com
"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic." - Dan Rather
Perhaps the most insightful student: 
Indonesia student American People smell like freedom. Video from sw yoon filmed at American Public University. The Smell of Freedom and other stories about merica. marchmatron.com
Indonesia 
I'm guess that smells like fry sauce, exhaust fumes, and disillusionment.


#merica #International #Education #America
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Other stories of  'Merica:

www.marchmatron.com/2017/07/mericans-and-sharp-edges.html
'Mericans and Sharp Edges

www.marchmatron.com/2017/09/cry-for-help.html
Cry For Help

www.marchmatron.com/2017/09/highest-treason.html
Highest Treason

www.marchmatron.com/2014/07/snark-on-4th.html
Snark on the 4th?

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