Sunday, June 21, 2015

Order Something


I did not know special requests were an option with pizza delivery.  


My doorbell doesn't work. Hasn't since I moved in. I have no motivation to fix it because if you are coming to my door and you don't know the bell doesn't work, you are not in the inner circle of knowledge and I probably don't want to talk to you. 


The down side is for any delivery or home appointment, I have to explain that knocking, "Really, really loud" is a requirement.


So my favorite special request:
"Knock loud like the cops." 

I am definitely using that next time!

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