Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Like Wrestling a Toddler



Imagine, if you will, a toddler. . . 


a toddler with an ear infection . . . 


and pink eye . . . 


who needs drops in both eyes and both ears three times a day. 


Got it? 


Now imagine the toddler is 178 pounds (per the scale on Monday), can easily outrun you and is an expert at using his body weight in passive resistance. 


Welcome to my house where the Bernese Mountain Dog needs four skillfully applied rounds of antibacterial drops three freaking times a day. 


It is like all-star wrestling and even with trickery and opposable thumbs I am outmatched. 

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