Monday, December 29, 2014

Word Salad

I have two phones, a Blackberry for work and a Blu for personal stuff. 

Despite the distain my kids have shown for my choice in communication vehicles, the Blu has a pretty good auto-translation program. 

More than once, I've texted someone, forgot to close the program and 10 minutes of audio-book is happily passed on in a series of texts.  

The Blackberry, on the other hand, is not my friend. 

Enunciating as carefully and slowly as I can, it remains word salad.  

I'm not sure what the health professions' predilection is for the Blackberry, but some model of Blackberry has been a source of frustration though years of field work. 

I'm starting to wonder if there is a Blackberry / FDA / Medicare / JCAHO secret alliance. 

Perhaps the NSA is in on it. Maybe all health provider Blackberry word salad is ferreted away for analysis and planning. 


We'll see if there is a newly discovered, groundbreaking vaccine . . . 

that secretly results in mind-control micro-chip implantation. . . 

won't we . . .


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